10 Foolproof Tips On How To Watch Hentai And Not Get Caught

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Playing eroge or watching ecchi or hentai is like an espionage mission. Unless you’re living alone. But what if you are stuck in a place with people and you really want to watchOni Chichi or Sensitive Pornograph.

These survival tips might help you with your brave mission.

 

1. Choose a safe time

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Time is essential when doing this stuff. You better not play or watch while your parents or someone else is around. They might think you’re weird (or a pervert).

 

2. Place the file or folder somewhere that no one knows or would bother to find it

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C:\Documents and Settings\Users\Neko-chan\Pictures\Family Pictures\Family Reunion\Reunion 2014\New Folder(hidden).

Then put all the treasure on RAR and hide it. Password is optional.

(THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL ADDRESS)

3. Caution: Make sure that you leave no trace after watching or playing

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Sometimes the “recently opened” section may blow your cover.

 

4. Headphones are a must

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Not only for having a better experience, it is also for security purposes. Make sure it’s not max volume because others might hear it or you won’t notice if someone is coming.

5. Caution: Make sure that the door isn’t behind you

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Positioning is vital. Face the door.

 

6. Make sure that the “alt-tab” or quit key is working and fast

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For quick response emergencies. It’s even better if you can “alt-tab” to a video on youtube about funny cats. That will remove suspicion.

7. If you can, lock the door

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Unless if you’re watching in your living room.

8. Turn on the lights if you want

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To avoid suspicion.

9. If you can, hold your internal urges until it’s totally safe

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Must… Not……

10. If things go totally wrong, saying “I watch it for the plot” may save you

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Works for me, sometimes.

 

GOOD LUCK SOLDIER!

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